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PRINCE Charles has put himself in life for Phoney of the Year Award.

The tree-hugging, eco-warrior prince’s recent accounts reveals he has spent a £1m on travel in the last year alone. One private jet journey with Camilla to the Far East cost £362,000. Thank goodness his Duchy of Corwall estate pocketed £21.7m and he didn’t have to rely on the £1.2m he trousers from the Government.

THE CATHOLIC Church in Kenya has suspended a priest for rapping his sermons.

Father Ogalo reckoned that rapping helped bring younger people into his flock, but the Church kicked him out for a year.

What is the Church’s problem? Frustration that Father Ogalo coudn’t find a word to rhyme with Jesus? Or were his sermons a little too radical?

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KATY Perry took a bike ride along the Clyde and handed out tickets for her show to surprised youths, which reveals the American pop star hasn’t lost her gift for self-promotion.

THE KINKS are reforming. And why not, even though Dave Davies, 71, once suggested a reunion would be like the Night of the Living Dead. If “zombies” such as Jagger, Elton and Rod can keep on rocking stages why not the Muswell Hillbillies?