Naughty

ENGLAND goalkeeper Jordan Pickford used his water bottle as a crib sheet, to give details of where Columbian players prefer to place their spot kicks, it’s been claimed. Now, it’s cheeky, but it’s also clever. And it didn’t half pay off.

THE DONALD scored an own goal (again) this week when he went on Twitter to complain about how Fake News likes to “pour” over his Tweets looking for spelling mistakes. But of course the spelling should have read “pore”.

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EASTENDERS hardman Danny Dyer is on his way to Majorca where he will meet up with the Love Island contestants, and his daughter Dani’s new boyfriend, Jack Fincham.

Daddy Dyer is said to be “over-the-moon” with his “gel’s” success and he took to Instagram to described her as a “proper bird”, which we can only assume is Cockney praise indeed.

NATALIE Dormer is wary of bandwagon-jumping, particularly with the clichéd call for “strong women” in scripts.

The star of BBC drama The Scandalous Lady W. says “I’m not a fan of the word ‘strong’. I think it’s very reductive. Let’s not just swing the other way. We want three dimensional anti-heroic women, the way we have anti-heroic men.”