Naughty

THE VERY first David Bowie single I Never Dreamed was found in a bread basket by a former bandmate and is set to be auctioned off.

The buyer won’t be buying the song; it’s a representation of what this 15 year-old would become.

It doesn’t matter all that David Jones, as he was, sounds very much like a cat with it’s tail trapped in the door.

BILLY Joel reveals his chum Sir Elton would say to him “Why don’t you put out more albums?” And Joel would reply; “Why don’t you put out less albums?” But tact prevented the American from saying what he really meant; “You’re dragging down your legacy.” Think he knows now, Billy.

NICE

TO HEAR of a women only motorcycle festival takoing near Berlin. “Yoga, music, movies, and no men,” is on offer. And sump oil and head-banging noise and belching blue smoke that fills the lungs with the prospect of a number of cancers. Yes, women should be free to fill their heavy leather boots just like men.

GARY Lineker has declared blocking Brexit to be be more important than football. And it’s wonderful to know the MOTD presenter’s priorities feature outside of the Premiership. But if football isn’t so important, perhaps he’d consider reducing his near £2m BBC salary?