I WAS prompted to write this letter by listening to the radio a lot when confined to barracks during the recent bad weather.

Why do so many people speak as if there is a question mark at the end of every sentence?

Why do people start every statement with so and end with and yeah?

Why do people say sicth instead of sixth?

Why do people say fith instead of fifth?

Why do people say I've came and I've went ?

Why do people say secitry instead of secretary?

Why did my sister think that an appropriate gift for me was a tee-shirt that says "I am silently correcting your grammar"?

Mrs Kate Gordon, 3 Burnside Avenue, Brookfield, Johnstone.